Memorable Quotes~

* Morpheus: “If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain”

* Morpheus: “What are you waiting for? You’re faster than this. Don’t think you are, know you are. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.”

* Morpheus: “Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”

* Morpheus: “Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.”

* Agent Smith: “We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.”

*Neo: “Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one.”

“How about I give you the finger,”

<he gives him the finger>

“...and you give me my phone call.”

* Cypher: (with reference to the drink he gives Neo): “Good shit, eh? It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing braincells.”

* Child: (bald one at the Oracle’s office): “Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead...only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you’ll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.”

* Morpheus: “What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.”

* Morpheus: “You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he’s expecting to wake up. Ironically, that’s not far from the truth.”

* Morpheus: “I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.”

* Neo: “Why do my eyes hurt”

Morpheus: “You’ve never used them before.”

* Morpheus: “Neo, sooner or later you’re going to realize that there’s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path”

* Morpheus: “Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?”

* Oracle: “I’d ask you to sit down, but, you’re not going to anyway. And don’t worry about the vase.”

Neo: “What vase?”

(Turns to look for a vase, and as he does knows over a vase of flowers, which shatters)

Oracle: “That vase”

Neo: “I’m sorry!”

Oracle: “I said don’t worry about it. I’ll get one of my kids to fix it.”

Neo: “How did you know?”

Oracle: “Oh, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you have still broken it if I hadn’t said anything.” 
 

* Agent Smith: “Never send a human to do a machine’s job”

* Trinity: “Neo...nobody has ever done this before”

Neo: “I know. That’s why it’s going to work.”

* Morpheus: “How did I beat you?”

Neo: (breathing hard) “You...you’re too fast”

Morpheus: “Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with mymuscles in this place? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing now?”

* Tank: “Here you go buddy, breakfast of Champions.”

Mouse: “if you close your eyes, it almost feels like you’re eating runny eggs.”

Apoc: “Yeah, or a bowl of snot”

Mouse: “Do you know what it reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?”

Switch: “No, but technically neither did you.”

Mouse:”That’s exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.”

* Agent Smith: “Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone was happy? It was a disaster.”

* Neo: “Okey Dokey...free my mind. Right, no problem, free my mind, free my mind, no problem, right...”

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