Which Discworld character are you?

 

1) Where would you rather live?

        a. Alone in a cottage in the woods.

        b. In a large mansion that you hate because you think that the upper crust of society is full of morons and you don't want to be put into that category.

        c. In a house where space is distorted and the main theme is black

        d. In a magical library where you can climb on shelves all day.

2) Who would you like to hang out with more?

        a. A middle aged witch with a penchant for sexual references.

        b. A dwarf, a werewolf, and a man who should be king.

        c. A skeleton of a rat and a white horse.

        d. Whomever you want, because no one would dare tell you to go away.

3) Which attributes would you prefer to have?

        a. The ability to cure and intimidate people, talk to Death, and ride a broomstick.

        b. The ability to see when something is wrong, an unerring sense of justice, and sheer perserverance.

        c. The knowledge of what comes after life, immortality, the ability to speak in all capitol letters.

        d. The ability to travel through space time using a library, tremendous strength, and access to your animal instincts.

4) Which best describes you?

        a. No nonsense, ready to take charge

b. Stubborn, loyal

        c. Introspective, powerful

        d. Love of books, addiction to peanuts.

Who am I?

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